aschoolgirlcrush:

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

(via pizza)

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via laughing420)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via mavenfandom)

caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

(via mavenfandom)

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

(via hanniballs-and-graham-crackers)

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via sorryraggedyman)

angelsanddemonsfallinlovealready:

weepingangelsintheimpala:

tractor-riding-fallen-angel:

This spot the difference is hard.

"Average Jared Padalecki" 

yes

angelsanddemonsfallinlovealready:

weepingangelsintheimpala:

tractor-riding-fallen-angel:

This spot the difference is hard.

"Average Jared Padalecki" 

yes

(via moriarteay)

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

(via moriarteay)

baracknobama:

cardio? more like cardino

(via sherlockedwhoviannn)

zanetehaiden:

zanetehaiden:

No friend

Don’t be cry, have a fry

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What if you shut the fuck up and take the fuckin fry friend

(via sorryraggedyman)

wedontgivethatup:

orlesianscum:

wedontgivethatup:

when your enemy revives itself

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when your enemy is almost dead but kills you anyways

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when your enemy has another form

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(via tonystarkr)

owlhaus:

The complete collection of all my Adventure Time Doctors! These were so much fun to draw!

owlhaus:

The complete collection of all my Adventure Time Doctors! These were so much fun to draw!

(via raggedymans)

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

cyberho:

it’s like looking in a mirror 

(via tonystarkr)

thoughts of a goldfish

  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: nice rock
  • goldfish: The country’s economy and labor market remain in deep disrepair. Whereas our various post-market institutions (e.g., the safety net, educational institutions, health institutions) have a mixed record of coping with the rising poverty and inequality that has been handed to them by a still-struggling economy and labor market.
  • goldfish: nice rock