mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

(via fandommember)

perchu:

katara:

why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom” 

honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed

(via mavenfandom)

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

nosdrinker:

lilraisins:

whats a drinking game i can play by myself

alcoholism

image

(via mavenfandom)

moriarties:

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

or better known as ‘i’m smart enough to realise i need help but i’m way too proud to admit it let alone ask for it’

(via death-by-fandom)

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

image

(via death-by-fandom)

consultingdoctorhuntingshadows:

watsonly:

soudas:

can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm

why is it i don’t find text posts like this strange anymore

Why did I read this and imagine a woman named Sue Obama?

(via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

lennon-in-the-sky-with-timelords:

So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her

(via mavenfandom)

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

  • *Man walks into a store and finds employee*
  • Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
  • Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
  • Man: I never filled out an application.
  • Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
  • Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
  • Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
  • Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
  • Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
  • Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
  • Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
  • Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
  • Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
  • Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
  • Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
  • Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
  • Employee:
  • Man:
  • Employee:
  • Man: Fuck you, slut.
stumbleintoepic:

ifyouneedmeiminspace:

braydaaan:

this is perfect

to you know who

solid statement 

stumbleintoepic:

ifyouneedmeiminspace:

braydaaan:

this is perfect

to you know who

solid statement 

(via mujie)

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

Safely Endangered by Chris [website | tumblr | facebook]

(via thefrogman)

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

yourvoiceinnovember:

college bookstores

(via txlover)