voidn:

beggar2:

voidn:

voidn:

what’s 2 + 7?

a few of my posts are meant to be setups for jokes but i dont have enough followers to actually have people answer them so now i have month-old posts like this on my blog with no notes making me look like a fool. and i cant even remember what the joke was going to be

9

thanks

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feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

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obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Photoset #17

Want to see more?

Canadian Photoset #16

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fellawiththehellagoodhair:

"but the monsters turned out to be just trees"

image

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thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

i-think-i-m-adorable:

dramalamalionmama:

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

*hysterical laughter* So ironic….

too sOON

It has been 4 years

that hand print though

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It's roughly northwest- that way!

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themegalosaurus:

I mean he has got a point tho (for sammyatstanford)

brodinsons:

gottachasepigeons:

Testy brunettes chasing Steve 2k14

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kirkspocks:

i want the “steve rogers is bi” movement to become so strong that people who arent in on it begin to question it. they’ll be like “he isn’t canonically bi… is he?” but they’ll never find a real answer bc so many people will be like “no. he is. he definitely is” and everyone will be confused and then his bisexuality will get written into movies

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cautiontapemylife:

I just like the fact that at some point they sat Mark and Jensen down in a bar, put cowboy hats on them, and were like: “now act obnoxiously happy.”

cautiontapemylife:

I just like the fact that at some point they sat Mark and Jensen down in a bar, put cowboy hats on them, and were like: “now act obnoxiously happy.”

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thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

disneybombshell:

damnit-phan:

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

your dad is fucking cool

sharktatoi just choked on my fucking coffeeSHARKTATO

Coming this summer…
to Syfy…
SHARKTATO
Stay out of the water… AND the produce aisle

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

disneybombshell:

damnit-phan:

stilesmcalll:

my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato

it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song

your dad is fucking cool

sharktato
i just choked on my fucking coffee
SHARKTATO

Coming this summer…

to Syfy…

SHARKTATO

Stay out of the water… AND the produce aisle

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